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TASTY ROBO-LOLITA  by Norm 10/7/2008 at 09:44
Check THIS out. I think this shows great progress on our quest to create fuck-able robots. However, I have a list of questions for the Scientists:

1) Why a 5 year old? Do you at least have an alternate dwarf skin available?

2) Why does the doll have to look retarded? Why couldn't it be modeled after, I don't know, Scarlett Johansson?

3) Let's get anatomical. What's she got under the hood? Adjustable openings? Are the parts easily washable? How many inputs, 2? 3?

4) Can we program her to say whatever we want? For example: "My biddies taste like candy".

5) How well does she take a punch?

6) Can she be pierced?

7) Is she hot-tub ready?

8) Can she be programmed to endure verbal abuse then finally succumb to my demands?

9) Is there a round-eye upgrade available?

10) Does she have an iPod dock?
   

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