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BITTER TOWARD TWITTER  by Norm 5/12/2009 at 12:43
Question: What is Justin Timberlake doing right now? Answer: Who fucking cares. Nobody cares what Justin Timberlake is doing right now, not even Justin Timberlake.

I've not wanted to do this, been avoiding it for a really long time, but here goes: Nobody likes you. This is why we aren't involved enough in your life to know what exactly it is that you do with your free time. Desperately blogging about every trivial fucking event in your life, and barraging us with "tweets" doesn't make us care about you or what you are doing. You're a self-obsessed douchebag.

We are all really glad you took the time while standing in line at the bank to put your call on hold, while of course using your bluetooth headset, to update twitter with "In line at the bank, teller is hotttt!". Gee, thanks for being so thoughtful and including us in your life. I've always wanted some sort of alert message for every time one of my friends gets a hard-on. Awesome.

And if the highlight of your day really is "In the drive-thru at the 'bucks, gettin' my mornin' joe!" you are a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being. Forego all sense of self preservation and find the quickest way to off yourself.

If I have to hear the word "tweet" or "twitter" one more time I am going to go into some sort of epileptic shock, swallow my own tongue, suffer a stroke, then go into cardiac arrest for the grand finale. Your next "tweet" should read: "Came to my senses, twitter is for gaywods, getting a life". If it doesn't, it better read: "Realized lifes not worth living, driving off a bridge, water, my phone might stop working, feeal soo kooldd oghjdklhoowj". Fucking retard.
   

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