You need to upgrade your Flash Player! You need Flash 7 or higher, and Javascript enabled!
    | | |     
Bitch Details     12/7/2009  

  FEBRUARY 2012  

The Web NBF

Stu's Color-Blind Blog
The Onion Fake News
Daily Show | Colbert Report
Mark Cuban's Weblog
Tenacious-D | The "D" Movie
Adam Sandler's Site
Maddox's Blog Site
Tucker's Blog Site
Xbox Live's Major Nelson

SIGN TWIRLING FUCK  by Norm 12/7/2009 at 19:56
Am I the only one that wants to swerve onto the sidewalk and run this annoying prick over? This guy swings some stupid fucking sign around, in various circus-like manuevers, often yelling out things in the process. Problem is, I, like most drivers, have my windows up so I can't hear a god damn word this fucktard is saying.

Furthermore, when was the last time you were driving around and saw a sign for Subway, or T-Mobile, or some other random fucking store, and decided you needed to stop and go there? This has to be the biggest waste of advertising dollars the world has ever seen.

To the sign douchebag: Your hobo-like appearance, coupled with your uncanny knack to spin a sign around whilst dancing like you are being attacked by a swarm of Africanized killer bees does not make you cool. In fact, we all think you are a complete loser. We are embarassed for you. Once again, you are not cool. "Slip" and fall in the path of a city bus on your commute to your "job" next time and at least die with what little dignity you still have remaining.

© Copyright 2016 NormsBitchFest.Com -- RSS Feed -- Disclaimer.