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To the Poster: I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but don't put your shit up for sale on the internet and then don't return my goddamn calls inquiring about said shit. Furthermore, don't arrange a meeting where I can inspect your property for imminent purchase only for you to not show up at all or be ridiculously late. I'm the one doing you the favor, you know, buying the shit you stole from your parents so you can get more tweak for you and your crackwhore girlfriend.
Apple has become so stale and predictable it is actually laughable. I was reading the specs for the new iPod the other day and guess what: it has a built-in camera! YAY! Does anyone know what the difference is between an iPod and an iPhone anymore?
Question: What is Justin Timberlake doing right now? Answer: Who fucking cares. Nobody cares what Justin Timberlake is doing right now, not even Justin Timberlake.
I don't know who Obama is trying to fool, but we all know he isn't getting some 
If you have ever been sitting on your couch and a commercial for a new plasma T.V. came on and you said "wow, that picture looks amazing", YOU ARE A MORON. YOU ARE WATCHING YOUR OWN T.V.!
Obama, you may have successfully lured 1/2 the nation to the very waters you claim to be able to make "recede", but you haven't swayed me with your "holier than Washington" posturing! I see right through your sly smiles and sneaky glances! I'm that one guy left behind, who isn't feeling your tune, and I'm letting everyone I know to plug their ears to your destructive melodies!
Mmmm... nothing like the smell of fluffy being basted with a nice lemon sauce. Check 
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Can someone please tell the Congress and the POTUS to STFU about the economy already? All they are doing by cock-teasing Wall Street with all this "bailout" talk is fucking the market over worse than it already was. I give you 
Have you ever tried to talk some sense into someone who doesn't eat meat? You'll have the same amount of success as trying explain evolution to a bible-thumper. It's hard to reason with the unreasonable. You'll leave both of these discussions with the thought: "Wow, what an idiot". 
I guess the Olympics are over. At least, that's what a few of the headlines I read have led me to believe. I gave up on trying to watch this garbage a long time ago, and it's about time the I.O.C. listen up and at least try to make this shit watchable to the average person.
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Seriously, WTF is up with these? Is this really the classiest way to remember people you know who have died? With a sticker on the back of your car? Exactly what is "in memory of" that person anyway? The vehicle? The window? The trip you are on? Did you buy the car with inheritance or something? Is this the death machine that took your loved ones life? Did that person always want a Toyota Camry so you bought one to "honor" their memory? 
Wouldn't this be great? I mean, I can find lettuce that was grown "organically", with a clever little sticker on it to make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. So why can't I find a decent piece of vegetation with a "this product was not picked by illegal immigrants" sticker? Wouldn't you pay a little extra to know your tomatoes were picked by hard-working Americans instead of Juan and his amigos? I say it's time to start rewarding honest American farmers who hire legal workers, and if that means paying a little more for their products to ...
Ok, since when did Steven King become a CNN contributor? Is the Government trying to send us coded messages? Is this a message from Al Qaeda to one of the sleeper cells? The first public acknowledgement of Skynet? Are the machines gaining sentience and will they soon have dominion over us all? Is Cris Angel working with scientists on advanced Monkeybot war machines? Ok, Ok, I know I'm being a little sarcastic. I'm just disappointed that monkeys have developed telekinesis before us, that's all...
Just look at this headline. The Pope is obviously way too pumped for the new