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There is nothing like a friendly round of golf with friends--especially when they get tanked and you end up with the low round. The following are phrases one might expect to hear while playing a round of golf with a group of friends. However, taken out of context the remarks take on a completely different meaning. Enjoy the following Golf Innuendo:
I’ve often wondered how many women actually say "NO" to a wedding proposal? I mean, how many men even ask a woman who they think might say "no"? In this day and age, by the time a man asks it is pretty much a rhetorical question, right? Most of the time they couple is already living together, splitting finances, etc. Here are my Top Ten Things A Man Does After She Says "No" To A Marriage Proposal:
Olympic "sports" were invented by crazy people. I am sure of it. Here are some examples of things that are considered "sport" in the Winter Olympics:
How many times have you stuffed your face with pork fried rice, downed (3) glasses of soda, and uncracked your fortune cookie to read something like this: "Great wealth is around the next corner".
Every few rounds I encounter this jackass. He is either in the group ahead of me, or behind me. These are his characteristics:
Have you seen THIS car before? I sure have. If this is what your car looks like, then read the following NOTICE TO PEOPLE DRIVING A CAR WITH EXCESSIVE BUMPER STICKERS:
Going to the big game is supposed to be fun, right? Then why is it that everytime I go I end up almost pummelling 40 people? THIS IS WHY:
Hoodie-Set, Plush Velour, Jumpsuit: It doesn’t matter what you call this outfit--It is a SWEAT SUIT. Under no circumstances is it ok to wear this in ensemble in public.
The IDIOT(s): Starbucks. Just how many of these ass-bean distribution centers do we need?
Every year around this time it happens. One Sunday around the holidays, at the end of the year, I am flipping through the channels, scanning the Directv program guide when I see it: An NFL Playoff Game. I think to myself "Hell, it’s the playoffs" and I select it from the guide. Here is how the rest of the afternoon winds up:
Ahhh, the DVD movie... What a wonderous advancement in television viewing pleasure. Soon HD-DVD or Blue-Ray will sweep into our living rooms, giving us even better picture quality. I remember when DVD first came out, in all it’s glory...
Pat Robertson has 
After the Presidential Election in 2000 we all thought it couldn’t happen again. In 2000 the news networks called the election for Al Gore, then reversed position calling the election for Bush. Eventually they reversed position again, declaring the election "too close to call". We all remember it. We remember kicking our T.V. screens at 3AM and knocking over bookshelves (at least I do)!
As you can see by looking in the left column (if you can get your twitchy left eye to focus for about a second), my Xbox Live gamertag is "Feflicker". I also go by this moniker in the 
I know I am going to catch a lot of shit for this entry. I haven’t met a single person yet that didn’t love this movie. Now, I am not saying I hated this movie either. When you weigh everything, it was well worth the cost of admission. HOWEVER, this is NormsBitchFest, we don’t hand out praise here, we complain. That being said, I had some serious problems with the movie:
FINALLY, some sanity is slowly being restored! The Poker craze is almost over: 
I made a little road-trip this weekend, nothing big, just a couple of hundred miles there and back. A day-trip if you will.